cock

James may's favourite food

Oh cock, it's my cock running from my cock.

by Range Velar April 23, 2019

stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.

Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.

by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016

Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full

Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!

by Dobby38 April 25, 2025

cock n' slash

When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.

"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."

by cock n' roll October 19, 2013

Cock

A chicken

Carl: Want to see my cock
Jake: No dude
Carl: *shows picture of chicken

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023