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Sex

Child: "What does sex mean?"
Dad: "A mistake... like you"
Child: 'Ok :("
by Sneeze Gaming101 March 27, 2023
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Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
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sex

(chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.
by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022
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tenant sex

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.
What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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Idiot sex

"idiot sex
mmm
my favourite
kind"
by aleemdagoat December 8, 2022
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sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday
mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex
by alysha green May 27, 2024
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