I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

A vine that includes a upset man with a mustache that obviously doesn’t care about a persons broken elbow. He thinks using this insult will offend the person with a broken elbow.

Mustache man: I’m about to say it.... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

by Ruler of vines May 25, 2018

hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity

The best way to express our depression

Mom: how r u today

Me: hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity

Mom: *surprised pikachu face*

by mitskifan111 June 28, 2019

thats gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

Complimenting someone who said they did or got something special.

Person 1: I did a 360 noscope in Black Ops 40

Person 2: Thats Gr8 M8 I r8 8/8

by vb3o June 14, 2016

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana

bornana.

eminem: bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana.
he is truly one of the rappers of our generation.

by the cooler penguin27 April 10, 2022

I am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

by ThathandleisalreadyinuseWHAT'S May 24, 2021