It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again
by GC798989898 April 25, 2024

by Olee pelli October 23, 2017

"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."
by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.
-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples
Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples
Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

by scythe021 May 26, 2024
