cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..

Cock snooze

by Impento June 22, 2014

Mop Cock

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

duck your cock

When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.

I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.

by JZKees March 14, 2022

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 19, 2020

Cock Knock

When someone knocks on your door with their dick

Jaimze Cock knocked on my door at 4am...

by shrimpjuice July 15, 2011

Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.

John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.

by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020