by john cenathon November 2, 2018
Get the Socket sexmug. What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
Get the Self Sexmug. When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.
I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!
Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024
Get the Mesa Sexmug. a sex story is basically a thing horny kids look up to get wet or hard. anyways here’s mine:
sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
kyle was moaning so hard and spanking amy as she ate sarah out. “i love this big dick daddy!!!!” amy screamed. then kyle picked up sarah’s vibrator and put it on amy’s clit, and amy squirted everywhere. after amy came, kyle and amy used sarah’s dildo and vibrator on sarah, and sarah came everywhere. then, kyle cleaned up both of their pussies with his mouth and watched sarah and amy make out while rubbing each others nipples.
sarah: this was like my favorite sex story come true!
amy: mine too, my pussy is so beat
sarah: this was like my favorite sex story come true!
amy: mine too, my pussy is so beat
by queenshit9918 June 30, 2025
Get the sex storymug. by 80s.kai April 17, 2021
Get the sexmug. When ppl don't really know what they doing, they be dumb asf, they be mad clumsy, make too many mistakes, or can't do shit right, also they think too much about it
Mike: Yo gang wsv wit u bro why you actin mad clumsy boy ugly ahh nigga?
(*Group laughing*)
Mike: Too much sex tdy?
(Group laughs again)
(*Group laughing*)
Mike: Too much sex tdy?
(Group laughs again)
by Mike Will 23 Chillin May 27, 2025
Get the TOO MUCH SEXmug. by tampy wampy October 16, 2021
Get the bum sexmug.