by ElmoPope August 07, 2022
by Pmai_pt March 14, 2021
A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
by zeldalover1113 October 31, 2017
When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25
by VinegarBabySnaps November 24, 2022
by Spelmo May 17, 2019
by cockkmuncher January 06, 2022
Homosexuals willing to participate in the annual gay pride parade while wearing ostentatious and festive clothing have quite a different orien-gay-tion than homosexuals who have a 'friend' named Dave.
by Observation101 January 04, 2012