Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.
If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.
by Texas ranger November 19, 2019
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Talking Cock

A group of middle aged women get together talking about how much cock they had before they were married and how much cock they had on the side while married and how good it was and how thick and big that cock was compared to their lame ass husbands
Those plump old big butt older women spent all day talking cock about how much big cock they had back in their younger days and how much hot cock they had on the side when their lame ass no dick husbands were away. People passing by heard their conversation and were shocked by the raw language used about taking big cocks hard and fast before the husband got home.
by BigAssscholar March 17, 2022
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Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.
by Bush2865 April 02, 2017
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cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!
by therapuked May 17, 2015
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Cock choked

When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this
What happened to you

I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me

Hahahaha what a dumb ass
by Great signal July 21, 2020
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