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Jaylynn got home to her apartment. Her roommate Maycee was already there, and she could hear moaning coming from her bedroom. She walked in and saw Maycee with her hands in her jeans. Her hand was rubbing up and down, slowly. Jaylynn was wet almost immediately. Maycee saw her looking.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.

“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.

Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.

“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.

Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.

“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
by Agh why won’t they accept anY December 26, 2021
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Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls 👍
"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"
by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023
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NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex
person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after
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sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
by darknest555 April 12, 2022
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Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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asshole sex

i love using asshole sex to my advantage
by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024
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