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Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
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Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,
Your girlfriend is a cocks
by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
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Cock and balls

Something that’s very yummy
“I’m gonna eat some cock and balls and cream on them”
by Fatcockandballspseudym January 13, 2023
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Cock Mogging

To be 'mogged' by a cock, or for someone to have a more appealing penis than you (usually via size).
"Haha, I'm totally cock mogging your tiny stub!"
by LunaticCultist9987 November 24, 2024
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Cock N Balls Suckers

made for people who slander someone with lies
Lie: Joseph Orosz isn't gay all day with Cock N Balls Suckers
Truth: Joseph Orosz is gay all day with Cock N Balls Suckers
by Joseph Orosz April 18, 2022
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lavish cocks

a group of badass guys. They are a cool, laid back band of brothers who would die and sacrifice themselves for another member.
boy: who are those cool guys over there?
father: those are the Lavish Cocks son, i was never cool enough to become one...
boy: one day i will become a Cock just like them.
by jgajkfenbge December 1, 2015
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Cock

I shoved my cock in my hommies ass
by Sexmansex March 5, 2023
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