Shiny object syndrome occurs when a person keeps jumping from one side hustle to another, hoping that one will work. The reason this phenomenon is detrimental to the individual is that constantly switching to new side hustles won’t be effective unless they maintain consistency. In the end, it can create a false sense of productivity while actually wasting valuable time.
by Someone31jif April 11, 2024
Get the Shiny Object Syndromemug. Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
Get the Smashed Crab Syndromemug. The distinct feeling of having to clear your throat because you constantly hear someone clearing theirs, even though you have no actual issue. Almost feels like someone is actively licking the back of your throat.
by Noillik November 29, 2022
Get the Esophageal Licking Syndromemug. When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.
John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013
Get the Sad App Syndromemug. When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.
TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023
Get the Temu Syndromemug. When a song just got released in and you love it too much and then later on your affection to that particular song starts to fade away slowly to the point you barley listen to that song
1: Man I love this song sooooo much
2: Maybe you just have New Song Syndrome and that's why you like it
2: Maybe you just have New Song Syndrome and that's why you like it
by Falafel17 August 7, 2021
Get the New Song Syndromemug. by Girlboss4evea July 7, 2023
Get the Gock syndromemug.