House-man's Comp

Similar to Workman's Comp, it is when you are being compensated for an injury received while house-watching for a friend.

My neighbor left on a trip to Miami three days ago. Before he left he asked me to watch over his house while he was on vacation. This included feeding his fish and letting his dogs out. While doing one of these chores, I fell down and tore my ACL. When I talked to him on the phone after the accident, I said he should compensate me for all of my medical charges related to the incident, what I wanted was house-man's comp.

by OptionalWatch December 8, 2009

One-man Crowd

A person who gets a crowd psyched up by being the first one to clap or to shout.
Also a person who claps and shouts, at a small concert or show, enough to replace a small cheering crowd.

Man, that show tonight had a rough crowd, at least Gary was there to get them to start cheering, he's a one-man crowd!

by DINOLazar August 20, 2010

sexy man beast

A guy who is a flippin hottie.

A sexy man beast is emo guys,rockers with long hair,emo guys with gauged ears or a guy that u think is hot.

by Monique G September 30, 2005

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band

c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

man bear pig

A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard..

Dude that girl in our class is a total man bear pig.. Oh shit.. it's night time.

by J J December 7, 2006

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007