Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

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sex

That thing girls seem to want all the time.

Bro Chelsea loves sex. I think i scored one tonight!

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 19, 2022

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kinda sex

Having a monstrously bloated brain slammer that prevents intercourse from occurring between two breeders because it no fit.

That’s kinda sex.

by Pikachurros November 5, 2023

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mousetrap sex

When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.

Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!

by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017

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sex translator

A certain mental state where if you talk about having ideas and thoughts it's automatically interpreted into a sexual content by the other person.

I tried to talk to her but she's a sex translator.

by Blaise07 October 13, 2021

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Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD

Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all

by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022

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