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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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big rk raeesah kamran

raeesah kamran is bushra and her hair looks like tumbleweed she’s quite a bubbly person and can light up any room she enters her long locks of hair makes every girl jealous and every man wants to be with her she is pakistani but her husband is turkish and her child is bushra jr we love u bushy
person 1: is that big rk raeesah kamranshe’s looking good lately

person 2: yeah i think it is she’s so wifey material
by big rk fan January 6, 2024
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big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves pink and has a big (maybe plastic) ass
yoo look at that girl with a big ass wearing pink!
she is a big booty barbie.
by ianarlnstfu10 December 8, 2023
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Big Sexy

Oh my god did you see big sexy today?”
“Yeah! He was with ladybug
he’s so miraculous. 😳😳😳
by bigsexyofthemonth December 14, 2019
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big bomboclat

BIG BOMBOCLAT 🎶🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️
by slickbacker December 5, 2023
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big man t

the best staff member you will ever find
wow big man t is op
by Human36 May 8, 2021
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