Bored Out Of My Tree

A way to state how severely bored you are.

--What are you up to?

--Oh nothing much just bored out of my tree. Wanna do something?

by ohnow September 16, 2010

Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

by KaiusC June 8, 2020

2 Shot Fake Out

When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!

"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"

by Joey Gilliam February 14, 2006

Deal me out son

a rejection to the proposed suggestion of an acquaintance.

Barry: wanna go half on this pizza with me bill?

Bill: What topping you got?

Barry: Pineapple and...

Bill: i will stop you there you can Deal Me Out Son . Pineapple angers me.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'

boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out

by sconbon April 11, 2007

coming out of the pantry

When a heterosexual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
When a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. Metro sexual.

"Every one thought Bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry."

by johndough November 8, 2005