cock thighs

When ones thighs resemble a well shaped mastiff (erection) .. OR ... If one is being a smart ass, Cock thighs is often a marvellous name to poke fun at them with

Thanks cock thighs ...

OR

Relax, cock thighs ..

by MeatLamb July 18, 2014

farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

by DjDenudo December 08, 2016

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble March 16, 2018

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

sugar cock

A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.

Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?

Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock

by VertigoTiger June 06, 2022