Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"

Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....

by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.

Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.

by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013

nigga cock

literally a nigga cock, that's all you need to know

wahab: literally ur such a simp nigga cock
maaz: ily aw

by svmrr April 20, 2022

Fairy Cock

A cigarette dipped or poured over with cannabis oil. Like a turbocharged spliff, the combination of nicotine and concentrated weed cause a head rush that leaves you seeing sparkles

"Tony didn't have any weed, but my dabs and his pack of cigarettes made a hell of a fairy cock for us to smoke"

by JaxonCoop April 26, 2022

Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024

Canadian cock burp

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.

"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"

by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020

cock bowling

The act of an orgy in which you have one plus sized lady who sits on consecutive penises. A strike is if everybody gets gonorrhea

"Hey Susan, I heard you went cock bowling last week!"
"I totes did Margie, and I bowled a strike!!!"

by Dr. TwoTrees May 3, 2014