John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
by busstex69 October 17, 2023
Get the john syndromemug. This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
Get the Hairdresser's syndromemug. Sei Syndrome is when one simp very hard for a Genshin Impact character, to the point they start saying the character's name every day. Some signs of having Sei Syndrome is that you might fall in love with someone easily only because they have the character you like, on some occasions, people with Sei syndrome don't admit they are in the LGBTQIA+ Community.
Person 1: Xiao
Person 2: That is the 46th time you've said that you have Sei syndrome for sure. Please take a break.
Person 2: That is the 46th time you've said that you have Sei syndrome for sure. Please take a break.
by xineru July 10, 2021
Get the Sei syndromemug. Pronounced "gloh-strim-nak-see-flay-vex-thy-zob-krihn-juv-murp-skweeb-dilk" A term used in medical terminology to describe a rare genetic disorder characterized by abnormal growth and development of bone tissue, resulting in skeletal deformities and impaired mobility. It signifies a condition that affects bone metabolism and can lead to various complications, requiring specialized care and intervention.
The patient presented with a complex constellation of symptoms, including short stature, joint stiffness, and multiple fractures, consistent with the diagnosis of Glostrimnaxiflavexthyzobcrinjuvmerpsquibdylk syndrome. A comprehensive management plan involving orthopedic specialists and physical therapists was developed to address the skeletal abnormalities and improve the patient's quality of life.
by AustinReaves May 20, 2023
Get the Glostrimnaxiflavexthyzobcrinjuvmerpsquibdylk syndromemug. There are many parts to this syndrome.
-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.
-Lack of skills with women.
-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.
-An inability to move out their parent's house
-Always trying to be alpha
-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances
-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality
-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game
-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.
-Lack of skills with women.
-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.
-An inability to move out their parent's house
-Always trying to be alpha
-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances
-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality
-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game
The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!
by please enter your username January 16, 2022
Get the Gamer Conversation Syndromemug. Multi-Dimensional Autism? (MDA) also known as Harrison Syndrome is a developmental disability caused by differences in the brain. Some people with Harrison Syndrome have a known difference, such as a genetic condition.
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
I got really thirsty earlier, but due to my Harrison Syndrome I accidentally chugged an entire bottle of hand sanitizer instead of water.
by jbird53916 August 5, 2025
Get the Harrison Syndromemug. John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.
by Sakeeya July 5, 2012
Get the Screen-er Syndromemug.