Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Ugly

When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!

People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.

Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.

"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."

by simon pottasy July 30, 2023

hot johnathan

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.

Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan

by Pong water September 5, 2019

Smokin’ Hot

A girl who loves history, cleaning, kids, reading, food, good music, and is probably the most attractive girl you’ve ever seen

“Man did you see bella?”

“Yeah she’s Smokin’ Hot!”

by Persistent chap December 18, 2023

Hot Farracco

The act of stripping naked in a drunken stupor, followed by wandering around in public and finally defecating oneself whilst in the fetal position.

Bob: bro, you got so drunk at the bars last night you pulled a hot farracco.

Rufus: I wondered why my pants were soiled this morning.

by Eddie Ryan November 12, 2016

A Hot Slushy

Poop that is extremely runny, but also crispy. Similar to diarrhea, but worse.

I ate chinese and mexican food in the same day. On the drive home from work, I made A Hot Slushy in my pants.

by SSUbear April 20, 2018

B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...

Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...

by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024