Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means

After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020

cock quest

Gay male looking for cock In a club

I’m on a cock quest for dick in this club

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Cock withdrawl

1. When he’s just too relatable.

2. When you haven’t seen him in a while/he’s gone & you go insane. You wish he’d come back & fuck you reckless. You consider pulling the trigger.

Also see evafoxy’s definition

Holy shit I’m going through cock withdrawl

by Superjuliam December 8, 2022

Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020