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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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ziz ball

A ball of creamy white ziz... often used toward a family member who is a dick head
Hey you stop being a ziz ball
by Ziz monkey September 17, 2021
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Corn Ball

A weird mofo that goes by the name Adam Pop.
Look Pop what a fucking Corn Ball
by Cornballl May 18, 2024
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Ball Bra

A Pair of Men's Undies
Johnny got up and put his Ball Bra on then his pants
by Phil A Minion October 9, 2019
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Ball Knower

Someone who is knowledgeable and/or pertains an expertise in a known/ relevant topic.
Wow did you hear she prefers Sonic over Subway? Yeah man she’s a ball knower.
by Jimothy Corona December 1, 2023
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Ball Talk

Saying something that makes no sense, is kiddish and immature. - An extension of the word "Balls" saying to people who talk shit.
A: I think we are the most perfect couple
B: Ball Talk !
by DeepeshV November 22, 2020
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Nancy balls

Testicles added to a female undergoing gender reassignment surgery.
Rhonda had some Nancy balls added to her Billy bat so now he can field a full team as Ron.
by Inna Propriate July 5, 2017
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