I was so drunk last night I fucked a fatty and not only passed out in her bed but didn't even take my condom off. Talk about some serious drain pain the next morning followed by a quick exit before her roommates could see me!
by MTJMZ August 5, 2009
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB May 7, 2011
by Cruggus March 12, 2023
by Abdul Ba December 9, 2020
Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.
by Vincentusus February 8, 2021
Often used in the gay community used to refer to someone who is hung causing immense damage to your rectum
by Jayjaykink February 24, 2023
The best gf anyone could possibly ask for their the most local, beautiful and caring person in the world
by Dylon the great November 20, 2021