Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.

Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."

by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013

dick wheeling

Where you get you penis stuck in the alloy of a car wheel while it's driving.

Boy: Mum I'm at he hospital.
Mum: Oh my God, what happened?
Boy: I went dick wheeling again

by Wanking lord April 24, 2014

Third Wheel Effect

The effect of being left out by your friend because he/she is with someone else.

Most teens face the Third Wheel Effect when their friends start dating.

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 8, 2015

Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.

Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.

by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015

Meat wheel

When two dudes 69

I heard josh and ray did a meat wheel after work.

by JE84 June 14, 2016

dusty wheelchair

When you fuck a paraplegic in a old wheelchair.

Bro I gave Amanda a dusty wheelchair

by Lmfao69 June 8, 2016