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Wanker

You, just you. You know what it means so what did you expect.
Oh, ur such a wanker!
by WaaWaabby22 May 17, 2022
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hala wanker

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish
Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015
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Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .
"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"
by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019
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Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card
*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!
by Kaz31 August 6, 2013
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full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.
Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.
by tomsal June 15, 2024
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Wuhan wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also
by Small booga February 17, 2020
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