Uncle Joey

The act of pretending to be an uncle to three young girls, then raping them.

"Those Tanner girls just got an Uncle Joey. They'll never be the same."

by Danny Tanner Was Not Gay March 21, 2016

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Crazy Uncle

Ron Paul

The Only Man Who Can Save America is Crazy Uncle himself.

by David Landrum October 9, 2008

Uncle Steve

A complete tool; someone who lacks respect from anyone, and talks a big game and it just makes them sound more retarded.

Hey Matt, lets saran wrap that that dude's desk. He'll try to play it off like he did for some dumb ass reason. hes such an uncle steve.

by Roncast Special May 17, 2009

Uncle Mo

Uncle Mo, Moses Lester, or Moby Lester is another word for an Australian Pedophile that stays in dark corners and intersections, and takes advantage of little kids. Comes from Mo Lester.

Uncle Mo: Hey there kiddie, I’m Moses Lester, my friends call me Moby, but you can call me Uncle Mo.
Kiddie: *wets his pants*
Uncle Mo: come a bit closer, buddy.

by Penis.John.69 January 13, 2019

uncle raddy

A sad excuse for a male black . A fat fool who is a disgrace to mankind. He is weak and skinny and has no friends . He is a hobo who is nasty. Typically related to little trolls named Nate.

Look at this fool named Uncle Raddy

by Uncle Magic July 13, 2017

Uncle Josh

Uncle josh is the sexiest, most handsome man ever. He definitely deals drugs and throws babies off of bridges in bags. Also, giant cock.

That man is sexy and insane, must be uncle josh.

by shaiskdjsoakawk October 25, 2020