5 definitions by Penis.John.69
When somebody is beyond a bitch, beyond a bully and beyond a try hard all at once, they are a Dick Drinker.
Meaning they drink dick
Meaning they drink dick
Some bitch: hi
Me: hi
Some bitch: omg did you just make eye contact with me you rapist.
Me: Dick drinker
Some dick: you’re a stupid chink
Me: well you’re a fucking dick drinker
Me: hi
Some bitch: omg did you just make eye contact with me you rapist.
Me: Dick drinker
Some dick: you’re a stupid chink
Me: well you’re a fucking dick drinker
by Penis.John.69 March 10, 2019
Uncle Mo, Moses Lester, or Moby Lester is another word for an Australian Pedophile that stays in dark corners and intersections, and takes advantage of little kids. Comes from Mo Lester.
Uncle Mo: Hey there kiddie, I’m Moses Lester, my friends call me Moby, but you can call me Uncle Mo.
Kiddie: *wets his pants*
Uncle Mo: come a bit closer, buddy.
Kiddie: *wets his pants*
Uncle Mo: come a bit closer, buddy.
by Penis.John.69 January 14, 2019
A less hardcore weaboo that isn’t obsessed with anime so much as likes it a lot, and might think a character is cute but not treat them like a waifu or have a body pillow. A weeb is aware and will joke about themselves and sarcastically use “senpai” and anime memes like “omae wa mo shindeiru.” Can be weirdos or try hard but not the level of evil that weaboo are at.
by Penis.John.69 April 20, 2019
A word that has become synonymous for a piece of shit or a bully. It can also refer to somebody who has a small penis, or a herd of 12 year olds, or can’t take responsibity and makes diss tracks instead
Me:I saw a ricegum earlier
Friends: Ew, gross
Me: some Ricegum was picking on me today
Friends: Fuck him.
Me: Timmy is such a ricegum
Friends: Ew, how small is his dick
Me: no, that’s not it-
Friends: does he get sexual pleasure from the support of 12 year olds?
Me: No, I mean he makes really shit diss tracks.
Friends: oh
Friends: Ew, gross
Me: some Ricegum was picking on me today
Friends: Fuck him.
Me: Timmy is such a ricegum
Friends: Ew, how small is his dick
Me: no, that’s not it-
Friends: does he get sexual pleasure from the support of 12 year olds?
Me: No, I mean he makes really shit diss tracks.
Friends: oh
by Penis.John.69 January 8, 2019
A completely random expression of excitement. Can be used in any context in any part of a sentence sarcastically.
by Penis.John.69 March 9, 2019