tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- April 24, 2018

Tube Digging

To search through youtube for samples for hip hop beats alternative to crate digging

Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making

by Zelldell April 15, 2015

wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.

"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"

by Jakylnpsa August 02, 2017

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.

I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.

by EmJayee April 28, 2022

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 February 20, 2016

Tube Jockey

A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.

Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!

by Tubejockey February 11, 2022

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.

John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.

by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024