Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

toilet terrorist

One who drops ass bombs.

Dude A: "I just dropped an ass bomb."
Dude B: "Dude, your a toilet terrorist."

by theycallmetish January 30, 2007

toilet bowl

a cooch thats been beat on and had been cumed in many times over

damn after he was done with her, she had sucha toilet bowl

by no one May 7, 2005

toilet tea

when you have to flush tea leaves to get rid of them, thinking it's less noticable that dumping them in the trash can, and all they do is turn the water to tea, no matter how much you flush.

I wasn't supposed to be drinking tea because of the caffeine, but I did anyway, and tried to flush the leaves, only to find I'd made toilet tea.

by Radomazing December 1, 2009

toilet dipper

1) a person who has such a small bathroom, that they risk dipping their shower curtain in the toilet. Usually associated with small cramped basement apartments or just about all apartments in lower Manhattan. Please note, "toilet dipper" does not nessicarily have anything to do with financial status. - meant to be funny

2) a Bully that is recognized as such for dipping the head of un-suspecting victims in the toilet and flushing.
Class 2 Toilet Dippers make sure they use the toilet before they dunk the head of the unsuspecting victim in.

That toilet dipper is trying to fit another person into his/her Apartment.

That toilet dipper is really causing crap today.

by Will Stanton April 11, 2007

Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!

Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him

by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010

Australian Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth then 69 with her (australian cuz toilets goes backwards in australia)

I gave your mom an australian toilet

by CJ WESTlu December 9, 2008