by Jbalright August 13, 2018
The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
by Can I hit your alto? August 06, 2021
Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'
Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'
Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'
Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'
Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'
by Cacker Man October 27, 2013
A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017
by elizabethaaaaa January 22, 2019
When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
by cocksuckerballsack69 January 27, 2022