Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.
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by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025
Get the frederick the great died on a chair mug.Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?
Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
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Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.
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Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.
Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.
Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!
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