slut ticket

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

by ladedaa March 4, 2009

The Tick-Tock

while swinging your hips back and forth slightly with your loved one on her knees make her attempt to catch your scrotum in her mouth with no hands!

Last night before the stroke of midnight jenny asked for The Tick-Tock.

by WeededLotus420 November 21, 2010

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

Blue Tick Army

A large group of boys. They are constantly getting "blue-ticked" by girls.

This means that they are being ignored by all of the girls that they speak to on WhatsApp.

Look at that Blue Tick Army outside, it is quite embarrassing.

by daybar123rat May 21, 2016

3-tick-dick-flick

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.

Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016

Prison Tickle

Playfully tickling someone and accidentally penetrating their anus.

Listen, tickling is fine. It's the prison tickle that makes me want to duct tape my ass.

by richp73 March 25, 2017