After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.
If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect
by Dre' October 16, 2012
by Dave December 31, 2004
by arthurloveskids November 06, 2018
A dumb publisher who published GTA V and only cares about money and not their players. Doesn't support SINGLEPLAYER modding and counts it as illegal. Basically a bunch of fag publishers.
by [MG] Flames July 03, 2017
Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.
A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.
The hog in a roast.
A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.
The hog in a roast.
Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.
by WaltD007 March 29, 2019
When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 July 13, 2015
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
by twofistdick April 07, 2012