pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission

Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!

by BrianTheCornGuy November 16, 2023

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve

Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.

by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011

pole sharkin

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.

Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.

by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.

"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."

by papamurph43 April 5, 2017