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Stick moose

This is when a male fucks the whole entire women’s hockey team.
Jon has slept with the whole entire women’s hockey team. He is a stick moose.
by Jbird14 February 26, 2024
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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.
"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"
by Planto360 September 24, 2024
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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 22, 2024
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Sidhu Moose Wala

Punjabi singer, Actor, Politician, Born on June 10, 1993 Shubhdeep was born in Moosa, Punjab. He always reps Moose in his name from when he started to the final day of his life.
Dil Da nai Maada tera Sidhu Moose Wala!
by tej19 November 27, 2022
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moose basing

We are moose basing. - H
by TaskManager January 3, 2025
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Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
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