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Dutch Mudbath

A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.
Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?
by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016
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Dutch powerhouse

The Dutch powerhouse is an intensely sensastional act. To participate, the penetrating subject should link his testicals to an electrical circuit. The circuit should consist of on/off controls, the controls should be given to the penetrated subject. When the circuit is on, the penetrator will receive a shock to his groin, resulting in extreme muscle spasm, thus giving full control of the males thrusting action to the penetrated participant. To complete this act safely both parties should be in good health and not have a pace maker or other such devices.
'my balls are so raw after that Dutch Powerhouse last night'

Unfortunately me and Margaret couldn't do the Dutch powerhouse, my pace maker could of gone into overdrive'
by OxfordBikeThief#1 February 16, 2012
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Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes
" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."
by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016
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Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.
We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"
by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012
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Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.
It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.
by Limeylady February 4, 2010
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Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam
Here comes the Dutch Salute!
by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022
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Dutch Oven

When some one, say a friend lifts up the bed sheets of there friend and farts under the sheets than traps the smell in there. It is meant to be deadly and able to kill.
Ewww that Dutch Oven was vile.
by Sex-On-Legs December 19, 2016
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