national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.

I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

Bed frame prince

A guy who just sits up against the bed frame and gets a free ride without any work.

Are you sure he’s fun in bed? I heard he was a total bed frame prince.

by Chris Reyne April 6, 2022

Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.

"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023