Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
by M. Stenersen November 08, 2005
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swamp mouth

An extreme breakout of cold sores/fever blisters around the oral cavity. Can extend to the nose, chin and cheeks in severe cases.
Dude, she looks clean now, but last month she had a rough case of swamp mouth. Yeesh.
by Igger Ook November 09, 2005
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louisiana swamp-fuck

Convince your nasty girlfriend to take some laxatives. Then pound her in the ass wilst her liquidy shit runs down your ball sack.
louisiana swamp-fuck
by philbertgodphry August 05, 2006
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Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
by TammyTime1991 January 03, 2010
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Biscuit in a Gravy swamp

1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.

2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
by Hot Garbage 360 December 31, 2020
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Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
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Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt
by Swampy69 August 19, 2018
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