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son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
mugGet the son of a dirty microwavemug.

Flying gorilla’s son

Oh look it’s flying gorilla’s son might as well give him all of my money
by Goat68 March 27, 2023
mugGet the Flying gorilla’s sonmug.
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
mugGet the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug.

Verbally Son

Pure domination in an argument of any kind. Coming from the slang word "to son" which means to dominate in an unspecified genre of competition, a verbal sonning pertains only to conversational situations.
Did you see David verbally son that girl in the argument during class today? He really knows his stuff!
by FilosopherStond April 20, 2009
mugGet the Verbally Sonmug.

yee yee son

When someone doesn’t know what to say/ if they’re annoyed
Girl: Like omg I went to the mall

Boy: YEE YEE SON

Girl: oh ok
by Tommyboy12367 October 17, 2019
mugGet the yee yee sonmug.

son of a bitch

this is not a insult directly to the person. this is calling one or both of their parents a bitch
mugGet the son of a bitchmug.

Kinda-like son

A person who's like a son to you
That guy's like a son to me , he's my kinda-like son
by Hytg January 26, 2020
mugGet the Kinda-like sonmug.

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