pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich April 7, 2016

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

by imhypershadow July 18, 2018

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

scoring pole

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023

Pole pot

The action of sticking ur dick in a pot of soup and then dipping it in some sugar, and then fucking yo bitches ass hole

Wanna pole pot later later

by Connie with a large dick November 12, 2021

Piss pole

Penis

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.

by Piss Pole April 25, 2022