Hot Julia

Giving your boss at Pita Pit a hand job because he let you play beer pong and smoke weed during your shift.

Damn! Had to give Kevin a hot julia last night - but we got to play strip Jenga in between to go orders. He makes a weird face when he cuuuuums.

by mattbot9000 October 17, 2013

Hot to Not Ratio

"Hot to Not Ratio" is the ration of hot girls to not hot girls.

If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.

But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.

What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"

by resolS December 15, 2009

Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

Das Hot

The only good thing about youtube rewind 2018

"Das Hot"

by TherealOprahWinfrey September 9, 2019

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016

Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Hot Honez

An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.

Hey, check out Hot Honez over there. He just called me babes and I don’t even know him!

by hot honez November 30, 2022