trophy asian

An trophy asian is an asian who can be excused from his or her asian-ness because he or she possesses many (or at least some) of the desirable qualities of a likeable, human being.
The trophy asian is the asian kid who's going to Harvard that does not have glasses, braces, or a skinny body, but has some athleticism, some good-looks, and the ability to score good-looking, non-asian chicks.
by the original trophy asian October 31, 2010
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pimp asians

absolutely nonexistant, pimp asians are a belief held by asian beings that believe that they are something they are not, such as attractive, rich, or simply pimp. Pimp asians are as nonexistant as hot asian chicks
Chris: Dude look were pimp asians!
Lawrence: Get a life you stupid little queer and stay off the drugs. You pimp enough to score some hot asian chicks
by Jonathan Choi November 06, 2006
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Asian Tim

N.- An asian male with a microscopic penis, who lives in the United States of America
"Yo, is that Asian Tim?"
"Yeah man, he has a very small penis!"
by ZachTrap May 21, 2010
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Asian Gate

Inglemire Lane, Hull, England, Pizza/kebab shop run by the famous Sarge. Caters for 4-5 bored students and hundreds of dribbling chavs. Other workers include Javed and TM! Produces distinctly average pizzas, Kebabs yet to be tried. If in desperate need Scampi are also available.
Asian Gate, Hull. There is only one, but similar institudes found throughout the Uk.
by Ben Hanson January 30, 2006
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Asian Woman

Typically from Asia, women of Asian descent that sometimes don’t live in Asian, but is more common in Asia than in not Asian locations.
Damn, this Asian girl was from Asian but doesn’t live their anymore. She’s hot asf. Did I forget to mention she’s an an Asian Woman?
by KhirahX June 12, 2021
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Asian McFloy

He is the man next to you, your teacher, the guy who pumps your gas. He controls the destiny of all human life. He is the master of all living things and plastic. He is who he is and has always been. No he's not God, he's Asian McFloy. He is an unexplained mystery. Don't try to understand him. He is beyond the scope of human understanding. He's like the matrix, but living. He is Asian McFloy
Look its Asian McFloy.
Dude I heard Asian McFloy does it.
That's so Asian McFloy
by Cusher Van Buren December 02, 2004
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full asian

chicks of true Asian heritage, 100%. aka no half breeds
I've had 2 half asian, but they are no way as good as a full asian.
by A2guy734 February 12, 2008
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