Period

Periods are like fake snakes. One day they’re “friends” with you (before period) and the next they are all bitchy and kicking you(during period)

Girl: I have my period. Its the worst!
Girl 2: I know right!! Its the worst😫

by BasicHispanic6742 June 10, 2018

space period

when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.

space period: what .

space question mark: wdym ?

space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !

by slay inc. October 3, 2022

Period

Straight up

“She was trying to make you mad. Period”

by Niyiah smith October 31, 2018

Man Period

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.

“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”

by Papaduck January 6, 2019

Period

A dot

Aaaa! The period goes at the end of the sentence.

by Mari tree April 12, 2023

period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

Entrepreneurial Period

The Entrepreneurial Period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. It's where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. These moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing.

Wife: Bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he's irritable. He must be on his entrepreneurial period.

by Windows65 October 10, 2016