Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020

Texas Stare

Look similar to "evils", usually used by cowboys in a showdown on Wild West films, commonly used to challenge someone

I was in the pub and a guy was so giving me the texas stare, not sure if he was just dodgy or actually wanted to take me outside for a gun fight

by Polish Schoolboy June 11, 2010

woodville, texas

It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames

Watch out people woodville, Texas is coming through.

by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017

texas bopper

a hot guy from Texas like eats ass

Omg look at lance, he’s such a Texas bopper.

by Makxsk November 24, 2018

texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.

I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017

texas pepper

Noun - Ash from a cigarette that is inadvertently dropped into beer, whiskey, wine, or whatever alcohol one happens to be drinking.

"He was drunk and trying to tell us some lame story about a genie - with a cigarette in his mouth - and ended up with texas pepper in his rye."

by Earthenwares July 15, 2014

Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018