The Tech Effect

At New Mexico Tech, the combined forces of The Mermaid Effect and The Cheerleader Effect. This affects all genders and sexual orientations.

The longer one stays at New Mexico Tech, the more attractive everyone becomes. Including: friends, lab partners, classmates, roommates, RAs, TAs, professors, other faculty members, employees of local restaurants, employees of local stores, employees of local fast food restaurants, local high school students, and even that one bitch.

Student 1: "The girls here get hotter every week."
Student 2: "The Tech Effect has set in.

by YOLOswaqq420blazeitfukkdapoliz October 11, 2014

tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

Goic's Tech

A website that sells tech cheaper than other companies

Goic's Tech has better prices than Amazon and Best Buy

by Goic's Tech February 12, 2024

tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.

He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.

by DoctorDont February 2, 2021

Tech-esteem

One's confidence in their own use of technology. Self-esteem related to technology. Whether one feels intimidated by new technology.

I have trouble switching to a new phone, I have low tech-esteem.

by Cowboy Chords October 24, 2023

Tech gals

Question: where did all this beef come from?
can't all of you chill we got two years left. Can't we all just get along, and for F**k sake if you have an issuse address it dont bitch

by Dominique Tech gal and proud October 2, 2003