Stoner

A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.

Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.

by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae January 9, 2008

stoner

someone who throws stones at fellow stoners

Those boys threw rocks and hit thatfat black man in the mouth; hence they are stoners.

by CraZy February 7, 2004

Stoner

a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009

stoner

One who does cannibisfamily drugs (such as marijuana and hashish)habitually, and exibits a constant behavior of being high.

Bug's friends found out he was a stoner after he was arrested for drug use.

by suzy que May 13, 2005

Stoner boner

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010

SooperDayv

JakeL's Main homey, SooperDayv is a bad ass nigga' straight off the streets of Bolton.

He is a member of the South Side 'Hoods.

Dayv has capped 23 fools in his career and preformed 15 drive-by's

In closing, don't fuck wit' Dayv

Aw, Dayv wants us dead, we're pretty much fucked.

by JakeL May 9, 2005

Stonerella

A female who is a frequent companion or in a relationship with someone who is a major stoner, that may or may not take part in said stoner activities, albeit to a lesser extent.

"Did you hear about Cindy"
"No what ?"
"She's dating Jimbo"
"Wow, fist Billy-ray, then Jimbo, shes a real Stonerella"

by Joques2zeFuture December 25, 2008