don't stick your dick in crazy

Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.

Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.

don't stick your dick in crazy by Seenlord September 12, 2016

Rhythm Stick

Despite previous Urban Dictionary entries, rhythm stick is cockney rhyming slang for dick.

"I can beat out a banging pulse on my rhythm stick"

Rhythm Stick by Matt Douglas Rowley III Esq. June 27, 2007

yawn stick 

1. The act of putting your finger or fingers into someone's mouth while they are yawning, usually as a means of disrupting their yawn and robbing them of all satisfaction.

2. A vicious game that involves sticking your finger or fingers into people's mouths when they yawn.

"Oh shit! I just gave her a killer yawn stick!"

"Dammit, I just got yawn stuck!"

"Dammit, I told you, I don't play Yawn Stick!"

yawn stick by Reusch April 14, 2008

Dirty Mozzarella Stick 

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

Dirty Mozzarella Stick by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

hockey stick 

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

hockey stick by nayrb January 21, 2013

Nose On A Stick 

A tall, thin, boy with a big nose. He usually is a stoner with curly hair, and he often plays an instrument, such as the bass or the cello. He can be found wearing plaid, listening to indie bands, and charming the pants off of people.

Girl One: "Ooh look at that boy!"

Girl Two: "He looks like a hipster."

Girl One: "I love him! He's a nose on a stick!"

Nose On A Stick by Lucy Maud January 5, 2011

rag on a stick 

What fat people wash themselves with.

Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

rag on a stick by Speshul K May 9, 2006