Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Grammas Chocolate soft serve.

During the act of sexual intercourse the person will take their colostomy bag off and pour it all over both partners genitals while still having sex.

billy was having sex with sara and he took his colostomy bag off and poured it on both of their genitals giving them both a grammas chocolate soft serve.

by bigCincincy March 14, 2016

soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 06, 2008

Soft Boy

A huge epidemic among millennials, whom “heterosexual” boys, put on a soft and emotional persona, usually for the collection of followers. In other terms, a ‘Tik-Tok faggot.’

Person: Awe, soft boys are so cute!

Person (with common sense): Nah, I don’t fuck with that gay shit, the fuck?

by thanossuckmytoespls😍 June 01, 2019

A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

by FuzzyDunl0p February 02, 2021

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 14, 2006