Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.
Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.
-This was written by a Šimon not a Simon.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.
by simblu November 22, 2021
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by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021
Get the Simone Bredariol mug.Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:
(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.
(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.
(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".
(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.
(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.
(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".
(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
Get the simonah mug.Simantini means "one of the names of goddess Laxmi (goddess of wealth, wisdom and warrior)" and is of Sanskrit origin.
It also means "A complete women".
It also means "A complete women".
My name is Simantini
by jiayjoe November 23, 2021
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It also means "A complete women".
It also means "A complete women".
My name is Simantini
by jiayjoe November 23, 2021
Get the Simantini mug.A beautiful woman with a bomb personality. She does not care for anyone’s opinion and loves to sleep. Is definitely in love with toxic people.
Simantini is a beautiful woman.
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