Sarah Palin

Absolute White Trash

Sarah Palin is Absolute White Trash

by AINDYT5 October 22, 2008

Sarah P.

1. A tacky and ass-butt stupid politician; John McCain's runningmate.

2. A stupid piece of white trash; a hick; someone desperate for attention and affirmation. Usually with a passel of children because she's anti-contraceptive and extremely fertile.

My dad's girlfriend is such a Sarah P., she might as well be from Alaska. Man is she a douche.

by Peter W. Huber April 20, 2009

Dirty Sarah

When one places five flaccid peinses in one's mouth. No homo

Dude, last night me and the guys all got a dirty Sarah, we didn't make eye contact though so it's not gay.

by Dirty Sarah January 1, 2017

sarah palin

a moron or gun nut who doesn't believe in science or telling her daughter to keep her legs crossed

Sarah Palin is a huge mistake

by minimalsidefx2 October 22, 2008

Sarah Palin

A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.

Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?

by rawrimabutterfly October 30, 2008

Sarah Palin

An insane ex-beauty queen who, despite having a vagina, manages to be against women's rights.

AKA "Caribou Barbie"

"I'm Sarah Palin."
"Go pee on yourself, jerkette."

by Freedom! Forever! October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin

John McCain's VP pick for his disasterous 2008 presidential run is a vicious, bellicose, spiteful, vindictive, homophobic ultra right-wing crackpot who is opposed to abortion rights and stem-cell research, and is in favor of extreme gun-rights, unrestricted drilling for oil, lowering the drinking age and creationism taught in the public schools. Even for a polititian, her ability to look a TV camera straight in the eye while unloading an avalanche of bullshit is astounding. A pathological liar to the max, she makes Richard Nixon look like a choirboy on sodium pentathol. Watch her keep a straight face while referring to herself as a maverick, or when she says that dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago. To top it all off, she married a guy who said the core American values are "hunting and fishing."

Sarah Palin would make a lousy Vice President, but she would probably give great head.

by Rollo & Biff December 9, 2008