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No Shave April

A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.

§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.

§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.

§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.

§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.

§5
§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.

§6
Following the rules is MANDATORY.

§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.
I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?

Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.
by 1.c-SG April 8, 2011
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cream saver

I've got a couple cream savers knocking on my front door trying to convert me.
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Sally Saver

derived from or meaning virginal, tease and/or freeze. a new age term that suggests a girl/chick/lady/woman/granny is voluntarily avoiding penetration of the membrane within the vagina from an external male force/jedi mind trick. Women who have broken their hymens with tampons are still considered Sally Savers.
Bob: Yo Bill dont even try to get with Jill. Shes the biggest fucking Sally Saver here.
by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 16, 2008
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Pube Shave

When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse
hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny
by elhombre404 October 15, 2008
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Pizza Saver

A triangular shaped plastic bag designed specifically for storing pizza in the refrigerator or freeze. Designed with a zipper style closure for easy use. While designed for pizza storage, it also serves as a great disposable pastry bag. Patent #D572603
Mama Fresco's Pizza Saver is the perfect solution for storing pizza in the freezer or refrigerator. No more guessing what is in all that aluminum foil, or plastic wrap. www.mamafrescos.com
by Mama Fresco July 10, 2009
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i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy
by Jesus christ February 21, 2005
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Save on drugs

An old pharmacy and variety store replaced by CVS that no one seems to remember.
George: Hey let's go to save on drugs
Kyle: Dude you mean CVS, save on is so 2003
by Rawrasour January 13, 2011
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